1. to have long sideburns.
2. to have an earring.
3. to be overly successful with the opposite sex.
4. to be full of confidence.
5. to be able to non-stop eat.
6. to be large or obese.
7. to fall in love with something (or someone) that isn't real.
8. to wag school to see people of the opposite sex who don't exist.
9. to be given the rejection line and not understand what it is.
10. to use "I'm ugly" as an instant-messaging pick up line.
11. to be referred to as MC "PimpLord".