A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof
before he stinks up the room!
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