1 definition by Kaiserin

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Something that is A WOMAN'S CHOICE, and NOBODY ELSE'S. Some crazy people think that it is "killing a baby", but a fetus is NOT a child, and if it was, it's STILL not your business to tell others what they can or cannot do with THEIR BODIES!! If YOU do not want an abortion, then DO NOT HAVE ONE, but do not tell me what to do with MY body or MY reproductive system. You don't see ANY of these so-called "Pro-Lifers" going out there and adopting any of these unwanted babies that are already here, especially if the baby isn't blond-haired, blue-eyed, and has any physical, mental, or emotional problems. Those unwanted, unloved kids are just shoved off on the government, and we ALL have to pay to take care of them, even though nobody wanted them. The people who appose abortion are the exact same freaks who want to shove their hateful Christian religion on EVERYONE ELSE, and force them to live by THEIR ideas of morality and right and wrong, never caring or even understanding that while they have the freedom to preach all their hate and they would go nuts if someone shut them up, they are doing the EXACT SAME THING to people who disagree with them, and trying to make others live by THEIR stupid, lame, so-called "Bible Morality". I will continue to have abortions if I wish to, and guess what? NONE OF YOU PRO-LIFERS CAN STOP ME! HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?? HAAHAAAHAAAA!!!! MIND YOUR BUSINESS and get back to praying to your "Invisible Sky Wizard" and reading your "Big Book of Fairy Tales" and leave the NON-CRAZY people alone to make their OWN decisions. If YOU want to be a baby machine, that's YOUR DECISION, but it is NOT MINE. Oh, and just because you got pregnant does NOT make you stupid, irresponsible, or whatever. Sometimes people are RAPED, or their birth control fails, and they should NOT have to be saddled with a child they will hate, resent, and did not want and will never love.
"I've had two abortions because I was raped, and I would NEVER have a child I would hate, resent, and would not love, regardless of what some Religious Right nutjob tries to tell me."

"I will use my Constitutionally protected right to have an abortion and choose whatever I want with MY reproductive parts, no matter WHAT anyone says, so GET A LIFE, RELIGIOUS LUNATICS, and mind your OWN BUSINESS!!"

"I had 2 abortions, and if I got pregnant tomorrow, I would have another one, because I HATE KIDS and do NOT EVER want one."
by Kaiserin November 04, 2006

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