5 definitions by K.J.I

Top Definition
When one takes a shit, but doesn't let it fall. Then retracts aforementioned shit back inside one's self and repeats in order to cause sexual rectal stimulation.
person 1 - 'i just had a great shit'
person 2 - 'was it a wanky shit'
person 1 - 'it sure was!'
by K.J.I December 22, 2009
Metaphorical points that you gain from a sexual partner when you say some thing nice or complimentary to them.
The more points you get the more shags you get
guy - "you're so beautiful, I'm so glad I found you'

girl - "aww thank you!!"

guy - "hell yeah, that's some serious shag points for me" (thought not said aloud)
by K.J.I February 23, 2010
A person usually (but not exclusively) young and female who wears only clothes from the high street shop All Saints.

These people are either very rich and/or spoiled or in lots of debt due to the ridiculously high price of the All Saints brand
guy 1 - 'I'd tap that *points*'

guy 2 - 'what? that All Saints whore?'

guy 1 - 'hell yeah I bet she rich as well'
by K.J.I February 01, 2010
A brutal/cruel method of murder.

1) Render someone unconscious in their bed (has to be double) via means of chloroform (or similar method).

2) Remove them from the bed along with all the covers, pillows, mattress ect. leaving just the frame.

3)Now place them in a crucifix position on the bed (arms out, feet together) and nail limbs in place.

4)Finally prop bed against the wall (may need some weights at the bottom to avoid it falling during the inevitable struggle).

5) (optional) If they are not yet awake and you're feeling extra mean. wake them up so they can 'enjoy' the experience

Effect should replicate crucifixion
you're gunna die!! do you know why you're gunna die

'cause it's jesus' bed time bitch!!
by K.J.I January 14, 2010
a hug between to black people
aww come give me a niggle shaniqua
by K.J.I February 01, 2010
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