2 definitions by Junkmouth

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Abortion is the best birth control method known.

The procedure is usually made by medication when performed within the first month because the man's gravy is still fluid. However, if the woman wait too long, the man's juice become like jelly steak. Consequently, the thing must be pumped out with an abortion vacuum.
Mom: Sweetie Darling! Did you gain some weight?

Girl: What!?! Oh no! I must be pregnant again!

Mom: That's okay sweet heart. I'll call your abortion Doctor for an appointment.

Girl: Thanks mom!

Mom: You're welcome, honey! Don't forget, you start working at 1AM tonight!

Girl: Okay!
by Junkmouth September 18, 2008
Abortion is the best known birth control method.

During the first month of pregnancy, the procedure is made on medication because the man's gravy is still fluid inside and it is easy to get rid of it. However, if the pregnant woman wait for too long, the abortion Doctor will have to pump the thing out using an abortion vacuum, because the man's juice will become like jelly steak gravy.
Mother: Sweetie, Darling! Did you gain some weight?

Girl: What?!? Oh no! I must be pregnant again!

Mother: That's okay sweetheart. I will call the abortion doctor and take an appointment for you.

Girl: Thanks mom!

Mother: You're welcome honey! Don't forget, you start working at 11pm tonight!

Girl: Okay....
by Junkmouth September 19, 2008
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