Father: So, Gunth what do you want for your 13th birthday? I hope it's a lady; cuz that's what I got you! *points to a lump of wrapping paper in the shape of a woman, it moves*
Gunther: Oh boy howdy! Just what I wanted. Thanks pop!
Father: I met her at Baja Fresh last night, she said she was Una Chica Fantastica!
Gunther: What?? I don't know what that means, I was born in this country.
Father: Me niether. You want to rape her after dinner?
Gunther: Sure! Dibs on dat pussy, bitch!
Mom: Oh this is so precious, let me get the camcorder
Granny: If you fuck her pussy, and your father skull fucks her someone’s gotta get all up in dat ass!
"Granny gonna tear dat ass up! RED SOCK! world series" - Grandmother
"O, RLY? *GULP*" - Una Chica Fantastica