3 definitions by Jungle Jim
A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.
Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;
Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.
Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
by Jungle Jim Apr 27, 2009 add a video
An unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. In need of or deserving of an extreme makeover.
Dude A: "That chick's lookin' frumpy"
Dude B: "I think she's Swan Worthy"
Dude A "I could see that."
by Jungle Jim May 30, 2008 add a video
Feeling too weak, tired or just plain old lazy to accomplish a task. The opposite of cock strong.
Chuck went for a workout at the gym but claimed he was "cock weak" as soon as he started lifting.
by Jungle Jim Nov 8, 2007 add a video