1 definition by Juicy carrots

Top Definition
Fresh, lumpy, cyst like, fat substance, and yellow tinted cum shot. This happens when pre-cum fails to lubricate the old urethra.
"Hey remember last night at the party?"
"No, but I woke up wit one hell of a glodir on my forehead"
"Yea, sorry that was me."
by Juicy carrots June 19, 2009

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