3 definitions by Juan de los Toros

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Skirt Steak

The Female Genitalia

Last night after dinner, my bitch served me up some hot ass skirt steak

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

The D-Trick

The act of a male shoving his penis into the asshole of a female without notifying the recipient. This woman must be a slam pig and know it. Usually, the women is emotionally scarred after such maneuver.

Last night, I gave this girl the D-Trick! I held on for as long as I could, she eventually liked it.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003