A Republican Is Someone Who Believes The Following:
of our nation
lies in military might and God's help, as long as we do His Will
and make this a Christian nation
Israel until the day Israel is destroyed and Jesus returns.
that each person's dignity, freedom, ability and responsibility must be honored unless
we can encroach on these in the name of safety or other short-term excuse that the idiot populace will
rights and justice for Republican politicians, Christian
leaders, the extremely wealthy and lobbyists, regardless
as long as the money
in equal justice and equal opportunity
of race, creed, sex, age or disability, unless
we're talking about lazy black people, illegal Mexican people, uneducated women, homosexuals, or, if justice and opportunity
people costs businesses money
large corporate profits, stock market wealth and protection
of monopolies will
bring this nation opportunity
, economic growth
and increased prosperity for the upper one percent of incomes.
talk about fiscal responsibility and allowing individuals to keep more
of the money
they earn, but should
and spend recklessly
and place the full burden
on those with lower
incomes and future
generations for short term gain. Any taxes
on the rich are socialism.
role of government is to advance Christian
evangelical morals through tax code, control of education, judicial appointments, privatization and the proper Christian
philosophies of wealth and warfare.
the most effective, responsible and responsive government is government run by those who know best, and all means necessary must be used to work against poll
access by the lowly, the lazy, the stupid and the poor.
the Republican Party was founded by America's founding fathers
Roe vs. Wade, to protect
"Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
they wrote, to put "Under God" on our money
, and to keep
the Ten Commandments in our Courtrooms and government buildings.
that we must never speak to our enemies, unless
they're very big enemies with money
and cheap labor
in free trade with lower
nations that provide cheap labor
and higher profits and any attempt
to induce labor
or environmental equality
on these nations is liberalism.
with us or you're with the terrorists. If you do not have the same beliefs we do, you are un-American
of derision, abuse, vandalism, placement on no-fly lists and investigation.
anyone labeled "liberal" is a socialist, which is actually communist, which is actually Marxist, which means evil.
abortion must be made illegal, but stopping extramarital and teen
sex is more
important than reducing abortion rates, so I support abstinence-only education, blocking of access to birth control by teens, and punishing poor people for being lazy by blocking access to health
care to those women who want
Americans must retain only those principles that we consider important while developing new and innovative ideas
for bringing power to a Republican executive branch and reducing the power of the annoying Congress
and the activist Courts.
Americans value and should
preserve our national strength
and pride while working
to extend peace, freedom and human rights to good Americans only, and to create
international opportunities throughout the world to develop inexpensive manufacturing for American companies.
FINALLY, I believe
the Republican Party is the best vehicle
for translating these ideals into positive and successful principles of government, and I believe
we must use any means necessary, including lies, smears, voter suppression, federal police, the Secret Service, warrantless spying, even the destruction of lives and reputations, to progress our God-endorsed
"Those right wing Republican nut jobs are extremely bigoted, ruthless, and evil."