1 definition by Johnny Tirioioyl

Top Definition
Oh My Raptor Jesus
(Friend) Wow, I just met this hot chick and we went back to her place to fool around. When I put my hand down her pants, she had a boner. I ran. (Me) OMRJ, I would have killed her, Him, whatever she is.
by Johnny Tirioioyl November 23, 2010

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