1- They can't drive
2- Their parents dont love them and send them away
3- They are the worst dancers alive
4- They are 98% disgusting
5- They're horny and will hook up with a meat grinder
6- They molest
St. Catherine's Girl 1: Why is that guy staring at me like I'm from another planet?
St. Catherine's Girl 2: Oh, because he's a horny molester who wants to get in my pants AKA from woodberry forest