A bastardous man that hates everything, makes you feel like a pile of shit, and gets the most pissed when someone else is smiling. Thinks he knows everything but really doesn't know anything. He'll make it impossible for you to entertain guests by yelling at you for having a friend around the whole time they're over.
In short, an extreme case of an anti-social, mentally retarded individual. Often seen cussing in high audible levels or mumbling in a normal voice.
I hate coming to your house because your father is such an Urbanek.