The sexual cooking fetish
involving two partners in the missionary position
on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member
and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway
followed by sexual intercourse
. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!
After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.