3 definitions by Joey Infortuno

to style with ease to an extent that is worthy of comparison to the almighty himself -- highest order of face-melting steez.

CAN be used as a PROPER NOUN or ADJECTIVE. Examples:

PROPER NOUN: (The most stylish person you know approaches) "What up Steezus Christ!?!"

ADJECTIVE: (Someone creates/executes variable "x") "OMG, steezus christ!" or "That was steezus christ!"

CANNOT EVER be used as an ADVERB due to the nature of the word, which necessitates the highest order of that which it is reference to. Example:

"That trick was steezus christ gnarly."

As you can see -- "steezus christ" in the above example pwns gnarly thereby making it irrelevant and nonsensical to use.

An acceptable adverb for the above example would be "super" or "really". In fact, one might convert "gnarly" to "gnar-balls" if they were so inclined or felt strongly enough about the matter.
by Joey Infortuno April 11, 2007
is the only form of gas control that is 100% effective in preventing gas prices from ruining your day.

I practice gastinence by riding my bike to work because these prices are ridiculous!
by Joey Infortuno July 23, 2008
yowzers out loud

To proclaim: "Yowzers!"... out loud
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(present tense)

That booty makes me wanna yol.

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(past tense)

Mr. Y: Did you see that picture of a man raping a beached whale?

Mr. Z: Yeah, I yol'd
by Joey Infortuno May 16, 2007

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