4 definitions by Joeboat

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The entrance line for Spanish Language News before entering a violent battle with rival news crews.
Arturo Mendes: "Como Estas Bitches?! Spanish Language News is here. Tonight's top story - the sewers run red with Burgundy's blood! Ya! Ya!"
by Joeboat July 12, 2011

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1. A style of all-action high-energy football exhibited by footballers such as Roy Keane and Stephen Gerrard in their heyday.

2. A style of all-action high-energy dating whereby men try to get with as many women as possible, often without considering the consequences.
joe: "Wow, that Ryan Giggs is truly a Box-to-Box player."

Roney: "Really? I don't think he's really got the legs to get up and down the pitch anymore."

joe: "I meant the fact that he cheated on his wife with his brother's wife. Repeatedly."

Roney: "Oh yeah. What a c**t."
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The heightened drama that accompanies the suggestion of taking some photographs on a night out. Also, the mechanism of electron excitation by photon absorption, which is essentially the same thing.
Eamo: "Holy crap joe, did you just throw the lips on Lexi?!"

joe: "I absolutely did Eamo, someone whipped out a camera and I got caught up in the photoexcitation!"
by Joeboat July 11, 2011

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When something is so much fun that it can only described by mashing up Lolz and Amazeballs into one all-powerful word. Having the bants to the extreme max.
joe: "Aw Roney I was Lolzing so hard at your Amazeballs technique of dancing up to that girl, lulling her into a false sense of security and then hitting her with the full nelson when she least expected it!"

Roney: "Lolzballs!!"
by Joeboat July 12, 2011

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