2 definitions by Joe Malarney

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A person who pretends to like/listen to others as long as they can get something from them. Does nothing for anyone. When called on for doing something fake, can play innocent and act like the victim.
Person 1 "Your so fake, when is the last time you did anything for anybody but yourself?"
Fakey "I'm sorry, I thought we were friends." alternatively "Here's five bucks."
by Joe Malarney March 23, 2006

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a short form for "talk to ya later" used by lazy SOBs but ones that are not as lazy as the ones who just write ttyl.
"I gotta go jerk off, ttyl8r"
by Joe Malarney March 24, 2006

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