The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.
1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.
To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.
Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.
pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig
Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night
Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.
1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.
explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray
Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.
anal leakage resulting in a shit stain on your pants, common among old bastards and sluts with loose back doors.
1:Dude you need to talk to your mom about that stainus. 2: I can smell that stainus from over here.