2 definitions by Jimmy Berserkeah

Top Definition
When you fuck a poopy asshole and decide to keep your dick poop-covered and put it in your pants for the day.
See Rutty duck for a different spelling.
Dude, my ruddy duck is still nice and juicy from Sharmayne's asshole.
by Jimmy Berserkeah October 24, 2007

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When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.
Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!
by Jimmy Berserkeah October 24, 2007

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