I am Jewish honestly, and Jews are greedy, have big noses, and are snobby people. Although I hate to say it most stereotypes are true, but like always there are good ones such as Jews being good doctors, lawyers, and good with money like financial advisors. All our last names are Jewish defining points
Alex: Dude, spend a few dollars on food and not make your girlfriend gefilte fish
all the time.
Noah: But cooking is cheaper.
Alex: You are such a fucking Jew.