Jessica (;'s definitions

Secret

1. A thing that is meant to be told to everyone.
2. Common knowledge.

Jessica-OMG you guys. I just heard the best secret, promise not to tell, and not tell anyone I told you because I wasn't supposed to tell?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?

by Jessica (; June 14, 2011