Cougar Hunting – See Cougar- Pronounced ‘Ku-Grr Hun-Ting’ – The act of pursuit of cougar’s in a bar, sporting even, at a funeral, or other appropriate “hunting” venue. The active hunter seeks a fiscally sound cougar, and then moves in for the kill. Avid cougar hunters will often have 2-3 cougars in the same pack. The goal for a cougar hunter is to establish a good base of experienced females who love to spend money on their young hunters, while retaining limited to no ties to commitment.
“I went cougar hunting last night? I scored two (2) numbers and went home with one of them.”
Terrorist Beard - A style of beard that is commonly found on terrorist’s. The beard is often overgrown and bushy, yet lightly maintained. A person who has a Terrorist Beard does not need to be an actual terrorist. Terrorist beards can vary in color and length.
“Whoa, did you see Eric’s Terrorist Beard? Its outta’ control.”
“They will never let you through security until you shave your terrorist beard.”
Pronounced 'Buh-Duh-See' - and acronym for BOoty DIck and puSSY. The acronym is often used to refer to a scent involving a mixture of at least two (2) of the three (3) elements. Commonly used in place of the phrase "it smells like sex in here". Often used to refer to the scent of a strip club.
Nooner Booty Jam – See Nooner – The act of having a sexual escapade in the middle of the day. The venue of choice varies from office space, a parked car, or a home nearby. A Nooner Booty Jam is similar to a quickie, except it is performed only between the hours of 11:30 AM to 1:30 PM. Nooner Booty Jam’s may or may not include actual anal sex.
“Dude, can we postpone this meeting, I’m running late to my Nooner Booty Jam.”
“I’m going over to my girls place at lunch for a Nooner Booty Jam.”