1 definition by Jeff Bagwell2

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1.) A low life MLB player who is the third base player for the braves. on his spare time eats kittens and other adorable species. he is one of satans highest ranking officers. his hobbies outside of baseball are murder, unprotected locker room pleasures, and asian men.

2.) slang for urine
Hey do you see that Chipper Jones eating kittens over there?
by Jeff Bagwell2 June 22, 2010

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