Person a: Are you painting?
Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.
Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?