9 definitions by Jaytheorc

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayTheOrc January 04, 2009
A word play on the word "picture" and while it can be cruel it also has a use to describe some of the most God awful pictures you've ever seen.
She/he sent you a picture? Personally, I'd call that a "pigture." or

That person is pretty vile. Ask them to send you a pigture so you can put a face to their horrible posts.
by Jaytheorc March 07, 2013
Moron + wrong. Not only wrong, but also a fucking moron. A morong.
Obama is not going to take you out with a drone strike just because you call him President Maumau or a jig or something like that, you fucking morong.
by Jaytheorc March 07, 2013
Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)
Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)
by JayTheOrc January 08, 2009
A job + obligation. Your Jobligation
I don't have to humble you. That is not my jobligation. If it were, it would be done.
by Jaytheorc October 08, 2013
CUI
Chatting Under the Influence
Ed is clearly CUI- chatting under the influence.
by Jaytheorc October 08, 2013
Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
by JayTheOrc January 04, 2009

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