10 definitions by JawsOfLife

Top Definition
Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.

You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.

Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:

1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.
I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.
by JawsOfLife December 11, 2007
A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.
"They're (Rutger's university women's basketball team) a bunch of nappy-headed hos." Don Imus.
by JawsOfLife April 12, 2007
Constipated, unable to take a shit. A bunghole is your asshole.
I ate an extra-large meatlover's pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, I'm real bunged up.
by JawsOfLife February 01, 2007
1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.

You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
by JawsOfLife March 07, 2007
A sexual act performed using a vaginal speculum. The partner, male or female, opens the vagina. The receiving partner holds the speculum while the other crouches above and drops a bowel movement into the open vagina. Best results with solid, cylindrical stool.

Did You Know?
Can also be performed with the anus.
Kristine finished her annual check-up at the gynecologist and pocketed the used speculum. She called her boyfriend Jayce and asked him to eat a bowl of all bran and a bag of peanuts to be ready for an Oh Henry!
by JawsOfLife July 04, 2011
A sexual act performed using a vaginal speculum. The partner, male or female, opens the vagina. The receiving partner holds the speculum while the other crouches above and drops a bowel movement into the open vagina. Best results with solid, cylindrical stool.

Did You Know?
Can also be performed with the anus.
Kristine finished her annual check-up at the gynecologist and pocketed the used speculum. She called her boyfriend Jayce and asked him to eat a bowl of all bran and a bag of peanuts to be ready for an O'Henry.
by JawsOfLife July 04, 2011
When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.
Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.
by JawsOfLife November 07, 2015
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×