Disease that occurs when someone who qualifies as emo
attempts to infiltrate a D&D troupe by making a character and pretending to know what they are talking about. Symptoms include:
Thinking Ravenloft would be a nice place to live;
Always min/maxes so his or her charisma is 18 to start; Belives that the drow are merely misunderstood;
Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Argues that re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Doesn't know who the guy in "Mazes and Monsters" is;
Doesn't know Vin Diesil's roots;
Wants to solo the MindFlare
Constantly asks when Loner will become its own class;
Takes this list seriously.
"Congrats, D&D-mo, Strahd is your new best friend."
"Way to go fugly."
"Go for it dude...keep in mind she's a ginormous
"Shut up, strength-6-boy."
"Yeah, that guy from 'Big'?"
"Who do you think wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversay Special?"
"You want to solo that? Roll Initia---you're dead."
"Loner IS a class, D&D-mo, epic level Solitary Warrior"
"Yeah, publish this!"