Diverse city features an astonishing lack of quality females, who seem to be in denial about their own lack of quality.
Guy says to Friend: Man there's no quality girls in Rockville.
Nosy girl overhears and replies: Uhh, there's like 3 hot guys here and SOO many hot girls. You guys are idiots.
In unison, guys stare at girl. Slowly, she realizes her astonishing lack of quality. Begins to cry.
Guys chuckle and high-five.