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Home to 5 military bases, Edgar Casey nuts, and Peta, this city is so diverse with its 3 tunnels. The tech pool is shallow, everyone dresses like mac users, and no one really knows what they are doing-- they just pretend. Most of the people in the area were not hit at all by the economy collapse, due to being dependents of their ever plentiful military parents. Men have a strange relationship with their mothers. Sexism exists. It takes 5-6 attempts to get anything done, and it ends up being "go talk to my cousin in the red house at the second turn who can direct you to Earl who can tell you where to find a salon where they dont butcher your hair on Wednesdays." All of the guys are really ugly, really hipster, really messed up physically, mentally or both. Most of the local guys are completely satisified with their parental oriented life. Dont be suprised if he brings his mom on dates or is on disability, or is a throwback from the military.
"I wish I could go back in time and not have taken that shitty job in Virginia Beach."
by Jane of All Trades January 19, 2012

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