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2 definitions by Jake16

 
1.
When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.
Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!

Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
by Jake16 March 25, 2012
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2.
when an old man talks about getting laid, only to find out he made love to the sunday lamb cutlets.
oh fuck it, grandads made the sunday roast again this week. only give me two lamb cutlets.
by jake16 May 26, 2007
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