2 definitions by Jacks Raging Bile Duct
A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.
"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."
"You mean athelism?"
"Yeah dude"
"You mean athelism?"
"Yeah dude"
by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009
Worship of the sun instead of a Judeo-Christian God. Pretty much an excuse for atheists to not get their asses persecuted by bible thumping maniacs.
Atheism + Helios = Athelism
Atheism + Helios = Athelism
"Im an official member of the Universalistic Sun Worship faith!"
"You mean athelism? Thats not faith; you dont put your life in the hands of the stories told by a bunch of goat herders and fishermen with 6th grade educations. Thats being reasonable and scientific."
"Whatever. it rocks."
"You mean athelism? Thats not faith; you dont put your life in the hands of the stories told by a bunch of goat herders and fishermen with 6th grade educations. Thats being reasonable and scientific."
"Whatever. it rocks."
by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009