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6 definitions by JK1776

 
1.
A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
by JK1776 January 22, 2011
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2.
The greatest game video ever. Seriously why are you reading this when you could be playing right now?
Get off the internet and go play Ocarina of time!
by JK1776 April 10, 2011
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3.
To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
by JK1776 June 11, 2012
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4.
Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day
by JK1776 May 18, 2011
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5.
CTFC is an abbreviation for Change The Fucking Channel. Or in other words if you don't like something on TV then don't watch it. This should be directed toward a self righteous asshole who wants something pulled from TV because it offends them.
The Parents Television Council should learn to CTFC
by JK1776 March 09, 2011
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6.
1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it

2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole

3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.

2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers

3 That pastor is such a Huckabee
by JK1776 March 04, 2011
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