2 definitions by JAHaynes

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1) When the person you don't like, but always wants to hang out with you shows up.

2) When person from definition 1 manages to ruin things for you without even showing up, simply by existing.
1) Oh man, we were going to have a great time out at the lake, but we were jagd by Derek.

2) Yeah Cindy and I were going to go on a date, but later in the night Derek told her I was friends with him. Now she doesn't want to anymore. His social awkwardness completely jagd me.
by JAHaynes February 27, 2008

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To frat at an exceedingly high level. Participation in numerous fratty pursuits, carried out with a high level of skill or experience, constitutes fratting hard. These activities include, but are not limited to: golfing, medical school, law school, shacking, formal, mixers and sailing.
Southern fraternities frat the hardest by far, but those Betas in Nebraska are fratting hard as well.

Frat doesn't take a day off because it's partially cloudy.
by JAHaynes April 04, 2008

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