Coos Count, OR. (Coos Bay, North Bend, Ect...)
Formally timber/logging towns, now frequent trips to WALMART for draino isn't just for our bad sewer systems...
"My math teacher tried to sell me meth"-Little Johnny
"That bastard! He promised he wouldn't sell to anyone but me!!!"-Little Suzie
"We live in the meth capital of the world! EVERYONE sells meth TO EVERYONE!"-Little Johnny