1 definition by Iprfr2flopMyNutz

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1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by Iprfr2flopMyNutz April 15, 2010

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