2 definitions by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus
While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.
Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus February 7, 2008
Attractiveness is not necessarily synonymous with "hot." When one spots a potential partner who is "hot," the most common thought process is something along the lines of, "I want to mate with that person." With attractiveness, on the other hand, the thought process proceeds as, "I want to get to know that person intimately, then mate with him/her."
"Man, that chick is hot. I want to mate with her."
"Man, that chick has attractiveness. I want to mate with her, and I might not leave before she wakes up in the morning."
"Man, that chick has attractiveness. I want to mate with her, and I might not leave before she wakes up in the morning."
by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus October 10, 2007