Vegan Vagina Juice
The most fresh and delicate tasting, most nourishing and precious substance known to mankind.
"Let's go to Whole Foods to pick up some juice."
"Why, brah? We've got plenty of fruits and veggies on hand that we can juice in the juicer."
"No bro, I don't mean that kind of juice."
"Well Whole Foods doesn't have steroids, and besides I'm vegan straight edge."
"I don't mean that kind of juice, either."
"Then what DO you mean?"
"Vegan vagina juice... VVJ."