'Osama bin Laden' is the Arab name for 'Licker of sheep scrotum'.
Tall ugly Arab with a stupid gaumless face who likes to live in caves and fuck sheep, pigs or donkeys.
Dad's loaded but has disowned him for some reason.
Sucks sheep-dick when bored of his caves and too much of a pussy to do any dirty work himself.
"Hey Abdul, who's that gorgeous guy over there in that cave?"
"Oh, that's Osama bin Laden. He give the best head in the whole of Afghanistan."
"Really? How much for a 20 minute suck?"
"All you have to do is sell your soul to the Devil"