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1 definition by Improper Cheese

 
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The c is a fugly slut who likes to sit at lunch tables, ring bells outside schools, play your bassoon, is in EVERY can of whipped cream. The C is a concept and can be used to decribe a person. There is ONE the C, averyone else is just fugly.
You: Why hello, the C.
The C: Can I jingle your bells?
The C: Can I play your bassoon?
by Improper Cheese November 30, 2004