A condition that sets in soon after a male is agitated with, saddened by, and/or ignored by a female that they are attracted to in some way. It is most commonly a feeling of displacement or emotional pain in the form of thoughts about the occurence with said female.
Note: This disorder affects nearly 100% of men, especially adolescent men.
Root words: Female + confusion
Charlie: "Dude, how'd it go with trying to get Katie to go out with you?"
Russ: "Not good actually... ya know, I think I'm starting to come down with Femconitous."