A small town in Ohio known for its drinking and lack of class. People that live in Coldwater consider Wal-Mart a mall and McDonalds a fine restaurant to take a date to. They are extremely ignorant, racist, and have a strong inability to comprehend what is going on in the rest of the world. The majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
Brad: Hey Brooke want to go shopping in Coldwater!?
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big sale!