1 definition by Helena Handbaskette

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.
Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."
by Helena Handbaskette August 10, 2011

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