6 definitions by Hawkington =]]

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Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdon, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
by Hawkington =]] February 03, 2008
Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdom, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
by Hawkington =]] February 03, 2008
A stalker of small children.
A pervert of the kids.
A slave Driver of the elves.
A thief of the cookies.
A legal immigrant to the world.
A rebel without a cause.
Have you ever wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him?
He rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney.
He watches you, Everywhere.
Him and God are bother helpless stalkers.
What do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness?
I say we touch his jolly ass.
He's obviously a terrorist.
He isolates his workers so no one from our outside world could know,
That Santa has a thing for the butt.
Unscramble Santa.
And you get Satan.
Santa is the Devil.
Santa toke over Jesus Christs Birthday.
It's cause Santa is Satan.
He even wears Satan's theme color.
Red.
Also the color of Blood.
Scared Yet?
You should Be.
Santa Clause:: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Kid:: I want a hot wheels toy set!
Santa:: I want to show you the toys in my master bedroom that has padlocks on the doors
Kid:: Yaaay!
by Hawkington =]] February 02, 2008
Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdon, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3

hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
by Hawkington =]] February 02, 2008
Mentally Insane is used to describe unstable or emotionally fucked human beings. The habitat of the Average Mentally Insane Human is Either a Padded room, Dark Ally, Or in the Antidepressant isle at your Local Wal-Mart. These people should be treated as you should treat a younger sibling, Using them as servers is acceptable but locking them in a closet while forcing them to watch Broke Back Mountain is torture. They should be handled with caution as they are fucked in the head and should be treated as so. Don't get too attached, They could become a Serial Killer and then You'll have to write them once a month in the High security Prison. But remember, Being Mentally Insane doesnt make a person less of a Person. It just makes us normal people Better.

So how do you protect yourself in knowing if That dude on the sidewalk is Mentaly insane or just a homeless dude?
1. Homeless people fall asleep beside tin cans filled with change.
2. Mentaly Insane people but infront of you and say "Could 'cha spare some change"?
3. Homeless people are harmless
4. Mentaly insane people might kil you and eat the meat on your ribs after cooking it on a Spit Roast.
5. Homeless people are always happy to get a coffee
6. Mentaly insane people wan't sleeping bags
7. Homeless people are cute, helpless and fluffy like a kitten
8. Mentaly insane people have sharp teeth
9. Homeless people make nest in a garbage blacket
10. Mentaly insane people like to be king of a cardboard box
Mentaly Insane Person:: Can I have some spare change?
Innocent man on way to work:: No way! Are you insane?
by Hawkington =]] February 02, 2008
Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.
Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!
by Hawkington =]] February 02, 2008

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