If you are fucking a girl who has an out-of-control muff
that she refuses to maintain properly, this is how you get even. Right before you are ready to cum, grab a huge handful of her pubes and viciously rip them out, preferably taking small bits of skin flesh with the roots. You then quickly pull out and blow your load
on the wound.
His hippie girlfriend refused to take care of her feminine hygiene problem, so he resolved the issue with a swift hairy rogov.