1 definition by HappyFlight

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The thin peach fuzzy mustache grown and worn by child molesters. Very similar but not to be confused with the mustache seen on 1970's porn stars and Mexicans.
"Whoa! Did you seen Ken's molesstache?"

"Yeah, that must be his conversion fan in the parking lot"
by HappyFlight October 23, 2011

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