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1. Windshield Wiper
The act of forehand slapping a woman across the face and subsequently backhand slapping her with the same hand. A tool at a man's disposal generally used to keep a woman inline.
Wife: "I made your favorite, meatloaf!"
Husband: "I hate meatloaf."
*Windshield Wiper*
Husband: "Now make me some meatBALLS you hag."
slap windshield wipe wiper forehand backhand
by HalfChromo Aug 4, 2012 add a video
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