Definitions by H 2 the izz0

cargo shorts 

a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990's. They are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight A&F shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka shell/hemp neckalce.

nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

cargo shorts by H 2 the izz0 September 24, 2009