7 definitions by Guru Gulab Khatri

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The term used by racist Pakistanis to denote someone from India, especially a Hindu.

Origin: In the 1971 Bangladesh Liberation War, and following the defeat of Pakistan, 90000 Pakistani prisoners of war were held for months in Indian internment camps. During their entire ordeal at the hand of Indians (something which should put Guantanamo Bay to shame), the Pakistanis were fed a daily diet of rice and "Bhindi" which means Okra in English. Growing fed up of this meatless existence, some Pakistani prisoners even attempted suicide, albeit unsuccessfully.

Following the release of the 90,000 Pakistani prisoners as a goodwill gesture from India, they went home to narrate stories of how Indians tortured them by feeding them on a daily diet of bhindi. Soon, the term became a pejorative description of Indian men.
"That bhindi looks so thin. We should feed him some of his cows."

"The Bhindi(an)s and their thousand Gods and Goddesses..."
by Guru Gulab Khatri April 20, 2010

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1. A combination of sissy + faggot; quite self-explanatory.

2. Refers to grown-up men, not necessarily gay who avoid traditional MANLY roles and responsibilities to fulfill their innermost desires of being dominated by a self-absorbed female who chooses to act as substitute for their real mothers. Sissfyfags don't like to get hurt or injured, have the emotional fragility of a 7-year old girl and will look up to every new romance interest based on her ability to mother and "protect" him. Sissyfags aren't really past the weaning phase of being breast-fed by their mothers. Clearly, the only thing they would find of remote sexual interest is a woman's large motherly boobs. You'll find these creatures hang out in places which draw large numbers of soccer moms with kids: schools, educational institutes, sports ground, etc. They'll be out of place in a manly bar even though they like to show off their absent manhood by ordering the latest scotch whisky or cussing in German. Sissyfags are really death scared of being picked by men of their own age on for being weirdos so they feel safest among kids when their mothers aren't around. Clearly, teaching at K-12 and primary schools comes naturally to them as it brings them closer to single mothers.
1. Robin Williams (he married his own child's nanny)

2. Sissyfag billionaire: "I'm misisng my momma so much."
Goldigger bitch: "Oh, my baby, dont'cha worry I'll make your momma's favorite pancakes. She gave me the recipe last time we met."
Sissyfag billionaire: (smugly satisfied, goes off to sleep)
by Guru Gulab Khatri November 18, 2012

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An ultra-confident member of the male species, who is able to weave his way into the heart of the opposite sex and pimp himself out in the best way to attract and charm females, with the implied promise of a fulfilling sexual relationship. However, fails to live up to the promise due to his own inhibitions, cheating tendency or sudden disinterest in the target female. The pussy-teaser has got plenty of game and a playful nature that usually goes with good looks. He sees himself as the owner of the largest harem in the world which should house every attractive female born under the Sun. Any female that snubs such a man risks being viewed by him as a "project" - he won't rest until he wins your heart again and lays his hands on you, with the sole intention to deceive in the end. Unlike your regular playboys who honestly want women for sex alone, the pussy-teaser is a complete douchebag who gains a sadistic pleasure out of emotionally hurting females.
1. Emraan Hashmi, a Bollywood actor - also known as the "serial kisser" - I thought of the word pussy-teaser after watching a couple of films starring him.

2. Insecure female: "I thought Mark genuinely liked me. He suddenly acts as if I don't even exist. What a pussy-teaser!

3. Paris Hilton: "Come on, baby, I'm feeling so horny."

Pussy-teaser: "No, you whore! I just wanted to see if I could convince you to sleep with me. Now, I'm done. Beside, I don't want to catch Herpes from you."
by Guru Gulab Khatri February 17, 2011

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A pejorative term used to describe any non-English and especially, non-European language that sounds incomprehensible to racist English speakers i.e. ALL OF THEM.

Mostly because they never consider the speaker human enough in the first place so no efforts were necessary to learn their language even though you spent time in that country. It's much easier to laugh at the poor locals who try to do business with you in their limited English.

Again, exceptions depend on your racial preferences. If it's that beautiful Castilian girl you met in Barcelona, Spain and hear her speak only Spanish, you will want her to speak indefinitely even though you don't understand a word of Spanish.

However, if it's Juarez from Mexico, Cuan from Brazil or Pierre from Cameroon speaking Spanish, Portuguese or French respectively, they're nothing but monkeyspeak.
Urdu/Hindi

Pakistani/Indian: Kya main aapse akeley mein kuch baat kar sakta hoon? (Can I speak to you alone?)

English speaker: No monkeyspeak, Abdul. Say what you want in English.

Chinese

Chinese speaker:(Where did you go for dinner yesterday?











English speaker: Whatever the fuck you meant in monkeyspeak!!!

Javanese

Kulạ seneng kepanggih
kaliyan panjengan!! (pleased to meet you)

American tourist: Speak in English, Gook baboon. I don't understand monkeyspeak.
by Guru Gulab Khatri August 31, 2010

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A lucky player in an over-comfortable pictorial pose with two or more females surrounding him on a couch, sofa or bed. Usually meant for Facebook status updates, the male subject occupies much more space than what he requires with his arms closely wrapped around the female "conquests", exercising his property rights over them.
Did you get a chance to meet Keith in Thailand?

He was surrounded by five or six new girlfriends. I didn't want to ruin his King of the Castle moment.
by Guru Gulab Khatri October 28, 2013

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A man/woman who grates on your nerves by constantly reminding you of things that don't really fit into your priority. It could be an irritating co-worker, a dumb female (definition does not apply if she's attractive) or any and every asshole that is giving you hard time for no reason.
Coworker: "Did you fax the memo before leaving office?"
Me: "You have the email with you - you send the memo. And please stop being such a filthy abortion. I'm supposed to be on vacation. Don't bother me with the fact that you exist."

Dumb, fat female: (talking all about herself even though your face clearly shows lack of interest)
Me: "Shut your fucking face, dumb cow. I have more important things to do than listen to your garbage. And stop being such a filthy abortion."

Asshole: "Hey, I told everyone including your girlfriend that you were kissing that girl from DVD store."
Me: "Thanks asshole. Wait, words fail to describe my revulsion for you, you filthy abortion."
by Guru Gulab Khatri March 12, 2012

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The self-hating, ubercool character from the Harold and Kumar movie triology. That's the only cool dothead I ever know of but obviously, he's a product of fiction. Being Indian, I know for a fact that, we're among the lamest people on Earth.
Kumar Patel: Look at me, I'm the coolest dude in the planet. White people especially women absolutely love me!

Bouncer at the Nightclub: Yeah right, Apu. Now go Kumar yourself in the corner.
by Guru Gulab Khatri October 06, 2011

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