To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.
-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."
-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."