2 definitions by Greg the coolster

A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
"What a funking coolster you are!"
by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006
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A word used to describe the situation of having to leave the room due to excessive seepage of methane gas from the bottom.
Man1: so, hows things?

Man2: Sorry. Berker.

Man1: got out of here quick!
by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006
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